Friday, August 07, 2009

What My Facebook Status to Say if My Boss and Mother-in-Law Hadn't Friended Me

Catwoman is wondering if the cafeteria is still open. Ice on her freshly brazillian waxed coochie sure would feel good just about now. And hubby complains I never do anything for him.

Love,

Catwoman.

7 comments:

susan said...

http://journal.drfaulken.com/how-to-group-privacy-settings-on-facebook-via-the-friends-list-tutorial/

:D

Aunt Becky said...

Best. Wife. Ever. I must never allow The Daver to find your blog.

Burgh Baby said...

Mother-in-laws ruin all the good status updates. Dammit.

Susan said...

Witch hazel. No, I don't mean a person. I mean put witch hazel on your cootchie.

Haphazardkat said...

my best friend tried a home version of a brazilian once. Her husband thought it would be "fun" to help...and covered her whole hooch with wax, covered it in strips...
When he yanked off the first strip she reared up calling him a MF'er and punched him!!

She then placed a frantic call to me asking how to remove wax from her hooch without further pain!!!

That was 4-5 years ago and I still double over laughing at the memory!!!

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