Wednesday, July 08, 2009

A Futile Argument

"Dada!

- You calling me Dada is very cute, albeit incorrect. I'm not Dada. I'm Mama.

- Dada!

- No, you see, 8 months ago, I was sliced open like a fish, and then you were removed from my body. I still have the cool scar to prove it. I'm Mama.

- Dada!"

Love,

Catwoman.

10 comments:

Emma in Canada said...

I always find it somewhat ironic that most babies say dad first. I think the person who changes the most shitty nappies should have the honour and in my experience that is most often the mama!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Maybe they say the name of the person they feel isn't smart enough to remember HIS own name!!

Hallie :)

I'm a Mom!..? said...

All that we do for them and they refuse to recognize us -- ain't life grand!!

the planet of janet said...

they do know how to get to us, don't they!!

Burgh Baby said...

There are so, so many names he could be calling you. I'm going to have to vote that "Dada" is not the worst of them.

Haphazardkat said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Kellie said...

That? Is funny. Wrong, but funny.

Morgan, when's she super excited, will start calling me Daddy and then Mommy. It always makes me laugh.

Loukia said...

Haha... oh, no!

Jason said...

Great site man. I was wondering if we could possible exchange links. Let me know what you think about my humor blog.

Jason

David said...

The girls are saying 'mama' and 'dadda' to everything....cupboards, socks, beanbags....whatever. ;-)