Monday, November 10, 2008

Because I Can't Help It

I have a confession.

There's something I've been withholding from all of you.

It's not something I'm proud of, but you can't control your emotions, especially when you're me.

So I'm in love.

Complete and utter love. And I almost ran off to be with my lover, because this is not an acceptable affair, since my lover belongs to someone else, mainly, my father-in-law. And unless you're on Jerry Springer, it's not acceptable to run off with a lover who is your father-in-law's.

Here she is, in all of her naked glory.





And I wuv her. But I did the right thing and gave her back, because I'd hate to be taken out of my father-in-law's will. But my plan is that I will have my own lover for Christmas. We will be together. And I will fondle her for hours on end and lick her lens and do all sorts of dirty things to her.

Because when your lover gives you this:



Or this?



Or even this?



How can you not be in love?

Love,

Catwoman.

20 comments:

Emma in Canada said...

You know, I wanted to get a Canon XLR but I was talking to the guy at the camera store and he said the Sony was a much better deal. I'd put it on my Christmas list but we are beyond poor. It may have to be my tax refund gift!

David said...

The best camera there is. I have lusted after it since it first came out. I had one at my last job and have felt a hole in my life since leaving it behind. I fully understand.

Marmarbug said...

Those are teh CUTEST boys!!! Well besides my own!

I am loving all of the pics of tiny man!!

I want one!!!

Kat said...

I want one, I want one, I want one!!!!!!!!!!

Gorgeous pics!

Rachel said...

I want a new camera soooooo bad I can taste it!

That being said, you and Sweetie Pie do make some beautiful babies.

Karen - Mommy to four sweeties said...

That's a good Christmas gift.
I am getting one too!

Shal said...

I feel the same way about my Nikon D 40 with the 18-200 VR lens... it gives me wicked awesome pictures!

Great pics of your boys!

Tiffany T said...

OMGoodness! That first picture is my favorite. I'm sorry. You are going to have to incur your father-in-law's wrath. Just ask him to put an insurance policy on it, then steal it, and both of you win. Of course, you'll have to change the color of the camera, so he doesn't suspect anything.

K said...

OMG How gorgeous are you're little ones keep taking pics like that when you get you're new lover!!

C xx

Bren said...

That middle shot is melting my heart.

Burgh Baby said...

My life was changed forever the day Mr. Canon came into my life. He and I have a great time together, and he never cheats on me or tells anybody my secrets. I hope Ms. Sony is soon able to do the same for you.

ChrisB said...

They are beautiful pictures so I can see why you are in love!

beach mama said...

I SO need a new camera. Mine is the Pentax waterproof one and is 3 years old and not waterproof anymore. It has a sucky delay on every shot, so I miss the smiles most of the time. I need a camera that will take the picture as soon as I hit the freaking button.

I know what's on my Christmas list this year. But, I will be getting a Canon, just because I have a film one and I can re-use the lens.

I NEED pictures like that before the baby is too big!!

Morgan said...

Wow. Beautiful pics. :D

Kellie said...

Gorgeous pictures!! Then again, you usually get gorgeous pictures when you have gorgeous children :)

I have a Ms. Canon and I love her. I'm thinking of trading her in for a Mr. Canon. I'm just not all that bright when it comes to picking a camera. Hmmm...maybe I'll stalk Burgh Baby's Mom and have her pick one out for me ;)

the planet of janet said...

i totally understand, since i am passionately and totally and utterly in love with mr. nikon.

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I recognize some of those as pics on my fridge :)

~Denise~ said...

I hear ya! I am in love with my Nikon D40. ENjoy!

I'm a Mom!..? said...

We bought our Canon Rebel about 2 years ago to capture the pictures our little cheap digital wasn't getting. It makes a world of difference, and it's worth every penny!!

isimsiz said...

thnks