Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Total Inappropriateness

Last night, I made steaks for dinner. Little Man has started this slightly irritating habit that he will sit with us, eat most of his food, announce that he's done, be granted permission to go play, and a few minutes later, decide that he'd like to join us again.

Last night was no exception and after playing golf by himself in the living room for a while. He then came back and announced "I want to eat some beaver now."

Sweetie Pie and I giggled, because we're immature like that.

"Little Man, it's not beaver, it's beef."

Little Man ignores me completely as he settles into his chair.

"I like to eat beaver!"

Sweetie Pie: "Well good for you, son!"

Me: totally losing it and choking to death, while slapping Sweetie Pie in the arm.

Little Man: "Beavers don't make noise when you eat them."

Sweetie Pie: "Only if you do it wrong."

Me: "STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!!!!!"

Love,

Catwoman.

36 comments:

Kellie said...

I'm pretty sure I snorted water out my nose when I read this post.

But, the only witness is a 2 1/2 year old and she can be bribed with M&M's ;)

MamaLaina said...

Boys! They never grow up do they?

I need to go change now, I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

So beavers are naturally noisy? And eating them is ok?

Hmmmm.... things to ponder!

Hallie

Tara said...

I think I just peed myself. Beaver stories do that to ya!! How priceless.

Bren said...

Oh God, I would have choked on my beaver. I mean beef, I would have choked on my beef! That's hilarious!

Becca said...

Holy crap that's hilarious. I guess it's one of those things that are inherited by boys at a very young age!

morgan said...

That is so funny. So. Funny.

Maria said...

I'm still laughing. That's great! :)

Kaytabug said...

um I have laughter tears in my eyes!!! That was too funny!

Marmarbug said...

Oh my god. I almost wet myself on that one! THAT IS PRICELESS! Beaver...
I would have laughed too! Cause my mind is always in the gutter.

Lisa said...

Okay, I'm childish too. That made me giggle as well.

Burgh Baby said...

Hrm. Y'all would get along quite nicely with my husband who insists that we visit the beavers at the zoo as often as possible. He just really likes to look at beavers (his words, not mine).

K-Mom said...

LOL! This post made my day.

David said...

Aren't you glad that he likes to eat beaver instead of kielbasa?

Ahhh.... not that there's anything WRONG with eating kielbasa.....

I'm just saying.

Little Man: If the beaver starts talking while you're eating? You may want to move. Quickly.

the planet of janet said...

ok, you would TOTALLY fit in with my corn-molesting children.

we must meet for dinner.

AndreAnna said...

That's fricken hysterical.

Julie said...

(can't type, too busy peeing in my pants from laughing)

Sunshine said...

OK - that was hilarious, and you've totally inspired me.

I've been holding off on a "chicken-choking" post for a month or so, for fear of the Google searches that it would turn up, but what the hell...

Susan said...

That? Was beautiful. And hysterical. I love a good beaver story. Little Man loves golf and beavers. Only item yet to conquer is beer...

Kathryn said...

HAHAHA!!!! That is hilarious!

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

I had to clasp my hand over my mouth. ONLY your boys would hold such a conversation. Oh, dear.

beach mama said...

SO freaking funny.

And the Kid also likes to ask if he can go back and forth. = stop eating after a few bites, go play/watch tv/something more interesting than sitting at the table and come back and take bites at his leisure. Pain in the ass and takes for-ev-er!

Daphne said...

ROFLMAO

ばらっち said...

That's funny!
Hello.This is first time for me to visit your site.
I have three children (6year-old boy,4year-old boy,2year-old girl)
My kids say funny words,too.
I'm happy if you link to my site.It is written in Japanese(some of the words are English) but show pictures.
baratch family

Karen said...

tears!!!!!! and I woke up everyone in the house this morning giggling crazily!!
Thanks!! OOh god that was a good one!!

Cindy said...

Hello catwoman,
I found your site through The Hapazard Kat,I have enjoyed my visits here...I have been shy about commenting, but this post...Oh my! I laughed so hard! And my first thought was: "His Canadian half is shining through!" LOL!
Thanks for giggles

CPA Mom said...

Is it wrong of me that I just laughed out loud?

aspotoft@shaw.ca said...

My youngest daughter was talking to me as I was reading your blog. I slapped two hands over my mouth because I didn't want to laugh out loud. She just came over to see what was so funny and after reading your post said "You know, MOST mothers would stop their kids from reading such a thing. And that's gross!" AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Colleen said...

Holy crap is that funny!!!!

Doesn't help that on Plurk Uncle Crappy was talking about Driving through Beaver without pants on. Two beaver references in one day is too much!!!!

Rosie : ) said...

Fantastic! Cannot stop laughing.

Midwest Mommy said...

OMG! You just made me giggle out loud. I might have to tell the hubs this story...too funny!

Anonymous said...

I didn't catch on until I had finished reading. Boy, am I slow. That was hilarious. :)

Nina Diane said...

crap.....I read this while at work, busted out laughing now everyone is looking at me!!

tami said...

I managed to keep from laughing out loud until the "Only if you're doing it wrong." comment then green tea came out of noise, all over my shirt, and the admin assistant came running over to find out if I was laughing or choking to death. I got a good laugh out of it but a WSIB claim would have made it better. LOL

Leslie said...

I had to call my husband in to read this to him. Hilarious!

Rachel said...

*snicker*

That was hilarious! Please put that in his baby book, so as to embarass him later!