Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Weebles Wobble, But They Don't Fall Down

Well, you asked for it. And now that I've come through, you'll probably think to yourself "dear God! We had no idea what we were in for and totally regret it now," kind of like that time when I was in Barcelona when I was 18 and I dared an Irish boy that I could drink him under the table. I've yet to understand how I didn't require entering the Spanish health system that night.

Anyway, since you've asked (some of you repeatedly), here is a picture of my belly.

I know what you're thinking right now. You are thinking "wait, she's not hitting the five-month mark until next week, and this picture looks like it belongs to a woman pregnant with twins who is entering her 8th month."

To which I tell you to bite me.

And just so I can scare you even more and so that I raise the stakes enough for you all to leave me alone, I've also included a belly shot with no shirt on. I know, this blog is officially not family-friendly reading. I must warn you to get your sunglasses on before scrolling down, as I will not be legally responsible for any retinal damage the whiteness of my belly causes.





I have to say, my ass looks pretty damn good in those jeans. Although, not as much when I've got my shirt hiked up. Next casual Friday at work, I'm totally keeping my shirt down all day, now that I know this.

Love,

Catwoman.

29 comments:

Marmarbug said...

DAng girl your ass does look good in those jeans! WORK IT!

I think you look cute! I love baby bellies.

Haphazardkat said...

oooo*rubs the belly!* lol
I'm not into chicks but your ass is rockin in the pregger jeans.
Just one question though: How the heck do you paint your toenails??

Haphazardkat said...

wwwwaaa?? LMAO at marmar commenting the exact time I did and sayin the same thing!!! ^5's MarMar

Jordan said...

Very cute toes and top! And belly :) And clearly Mr. Tiny "97th Percentile" Man hasn't gotten to your butt any- those are fantastic jeans!

CPA Mom said...

Thank God for the Nekkid shot 'cause the black shirt blended into the fireplace and I was like, belly, what belly?

tre' cute lady!

Julie said...

awww, what a cute preg mommy!
and yes, best to keep your shirt down on casual friday and all work days as a rule.

David said...

Wow, you look GREAT!

I wouldn't have guessed a day over.......well.....four and a half months.........


...........with twins.........

;-)

AndreAnna said...

I think you look great!

Lisa said...

You look great! I don't think you look 8 months with twins. I was a giant blob with my son.

wherewiller said...

Let me feed your ego some more and say you do look great!! :-)

Morgan said...

i think you look great and yes- your ass does look great.

not that i looked or anything.



....just don't tell sparky. :)

the planet of janet said...

you're rockin', girl!

and yes, your ass looks awesome in those jeans.

Anonymous said...

And your toes look good too!!

Becca said...

those are some cute jeans

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I told you last night: you look adorably pregnant. And, I hope to save Tiny Man from having to wear that Aggie outfit, so keep packing on the lbs.

Kellie said...

I'm SO glad you posted the bare belly shot--the black shirt blended in with the fireplace and I was all "Huh? Belly? What IS she talking about?!"

You? Are adorable. And? Are ROCKIN' those jeans!!

Just because you posted this belly shot does NOT mean we are down asking for more.

:)

beach mama said...

You still look great. I was in my maternity pants at 8 WEEKS this time around...and just looked fat. At least people can see you are pregnant!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Maybe your baby to be is clinging to a giant ass beach ball????

Hallie :)

beebop said...

this is even better than all of my bookmarked internet porn sites. you are one sexy biaaatch!!!!!
GREAT ass!

my minivan is faster than yours said...

Nice hair.

Kia said...

hehehe... just wanted to let you know that i've enjoyed browsing thru your blog. from one canadian to another.

oh, and one more thing? i wanted to contest your statement in your profile: "the only thing shorter than me is my attention span." um, i bet i'm shorter! can you beat 4'10"???? ;)

Ms. Porter said...

nice boobs!!! how's that for family friendly??? you look wonderful, and yes great jeans. i love belly shots.

Kathryn said...

I love baby bellies. :)

I love, love, love those jeans! Where did you get such stylish maternity jeans?

That Chick Over There said...

OH SNAP.

Emma in Canada said...

You look great. I thought you were looking much more pregnant than that.

squishytushy said...

awwww.... you'se got a baby in that there tummy!

justmylife said...

You look great! I looked awful when I was pregnant, I am jealous!

Colleen said...

you look fine to me! I was in my stretchy prego pants by 8wks pg with my second baby. Your belly just sort of explodes instead of slowly stretching...talk about internal combustion!

Rachel said...

Damn girl! you look good, not 8 months prego with twins. And those jeans do make your ass look good and I was totally that pregnant girl that made sure her toes were painted. In fact I painted them while in labor with Kaylie.