Friday, June 06, 2008

Needing to Change His Story By the Time He's a Teenager

I was changing Little Man's underwear this morning, and he says "Look, Mama, it's my pen!s!

- It sure is! Is it a big pen!s?

- Nooooo! I don't have a big pen!s! I have a little pen!s!"

I totally made him walk right into that one, didn't I?

Love,

Catwoman.

17 comments:

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

So now we know that the manhood exaggeration does not begin during the toddler years. Good to know.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Why won't you type the word PENIS? Why? I need to know! Are you afraid of the PENIS? Are you intimidated by the PENIS?

What gives?

Hallie :)

the planet of janet said...

yeah, THAT story will change soon ;-)

That Chick Over There said...

Word!

CPA Mom said...

Just wait until the first time you lean in to pick up the bath toys, remove the boat sitting on top of his "little penis" and be greated with a 5 year old's erection. Lovely.

CPA Mom said...

greeted I mean. Duh.

Lynsey said...

Way to boost the confidence there! Ha ha cute!

Kathryn said...

My mom and dad tell a great story about how my dad took my brother into the locker room with him to change after swimming (my bro was about 3) and my bro says, "WOW, Dad! You have a HUGE penis!!!"
You'd think dad would be so proud but he just turned 30 different shades of red. hehe

Emma in Canada said...

This was too funny. Just wait until he comes running up to you and tells you he made his penis bigger! and harder! Fun times.

Rachel said...

This will be the one thing he remembers about being 2.

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smizzo said...

Aww, such innocence. :)

Anita Doberman said...

That's really funny. I have four girls and one boy and whenever I change him they stare and comment how 'big' his little wee-wee is ...

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David said...

And they say you can blame all your therapy on mom.....

beach mama said...

HAHAHAHAHHAAH! My son is obsessed with the penis. When he washes it is the cleanest thing he leaves the shower with.

And can I tell you everytime I open your page and my Hubby walks in the room, he asks me where I took that picture of our Kid running....well, it's not our Kid!! Your Kid looks very much like mine did at that age, full head of blonde hair and all.... and we are both having 2nd boys! Funny!

Karen said...

Because that won't scar him for life.

~Denise~ said...

Definitely a conversation for the baby book. ;)