Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Glimpse Into My Pregnant Brain

Last night. Our house. I'm in the bathroom, brushing my teeth while Sweetie Pie watches Nashville Star, which he Tivoed.

Sweetie Pie: "Holy crap, that guy's name is (mumbles something, which I don't completely understand over me spitting out toothpaste).

Me: Did you say his name is Cockfee?

(pause)

SP: No, I said his name is cohfee. (another pause) What the hell is on your mind?"

The ears hear what they want, right?

Love,

Catwoman.

15 comments:

Marmarbug said...

Dang girl. Did you buy more KY?

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Wait....I'm confused. If you heard cockfee, does that mean you are hoping to pay for a piece of sweetie pie's lovin'?

Is he planning on installing a toll booth?

TWO DOLLARS TO MAKE YOU HOLLAR!!

Hallie

Jordan said...

HAHA, maybe that's what you need to fo to get Sweetie Pie to a more manageable level of interest (after baby hormones, of course): charge a cockfee!

Jordan said...

And by 'to fo' I clearly meant 'to do', because I doubt tofu would affect your sex life... hopefully.

Morgan said...

....teeheehee....

Cockfee.

::giggle::

Sorry, I can't come up with an appropriate comment.

::giggle::

Words escape me.

Kellie said...

I'd LOVE to be inside your brain and hear what other thoughts you have. Damn, girl...you have yourself a great case of the Pregnant Hornies, huh?

:)

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I love the new Little Man pictures. Totally capture his essence!

And, that is the best male porn name ever!

Kathryn said...

And she's back! ;)

Love the new sidebar pics!!! So cute!

the planet of janet said...

*cue drumroll*

yeah, sounds like fun in that gray matter ....

Nina Diane said...

hehe.....

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Um, do you usually have to pay for it? If so, that's a hella weird marriage you got there.

beach mama said...

How 'bout sending some of those hormones this way?? I get in the mood like once a month.
Lucky Sweetie Pie, my Hubby? not so lucky! LOL!

That Chick Over There said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

Colleen said...

Some kind of male prostitution on your mind?

Ms. Porter said...

Funny
I've been visiting just not always commenting.