Monday, May 12, 2008

When in Need of a Post...

Too much going on at work today, so I'll just give you my favorite Little Man quote of the weekend.

After picking up a stick from the ground "Mama, take a picture of my stick, I need a picture of my stick."

I mean, seriously, I know that he probably thinks at this point that I'll take a picture of anything, but seriously, a stick? Shouldn't that be where I draw the line?

So I took pictures of the stick. Five of them. Until the toddler deemed that one of the pictures properly captured the stick's good side and I was allowed to return to my favorite activity of the weekend, eating the Hot Wings & Blue Cheese flavored Doritos that Kellie sent me, because she knows how to make my heart pitter patter (although she's still not willing to let Paul Walker off his leash, making him unable to run to me and be with the one he truly loves).

Love,

Catwoman.

17 comments:

Kellie said...

What? No picture of the stick for US to see?! The hell?!

I told you--as much as you rock my socks, I am NOT sharing Paul. He's far too busy scrubbing my bathroom floors. Nekkid. When he's done with that, he will be massaging the knots out of my shoulders. Nekkid. After THAT, he will be preparing me a five course meal centered around chocolate and tequila. Not nekkid. I will allow him to wear an apron--wouldn't want hot, melted chocolate to splatter his boy bits and ruin the rest of my plans for the day ;)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I always suspected that sticks, twigs and branches had a "good" side. Now that I know for sure, I promise to pay more attention when I take pics of these photogenic items.

Thank Little Man for clearing this up for me!

Hallie

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

The good side of the stick? Does a stick have a side? That little guy is something else.

And, are we still on for Thursday? Also, check my post today. You'll appreciate it.

the planet of janet said...

so where's the stick? we want to see too!!!! don't keep all that wonderful stickness to yourself.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Y'know, if you substitute the word "penis" for the word "stick," this post takes on a all together different sort of tone. Heh.

BTW, Kellie is a liar, liar pants on fire. Paul has been locked in my basement for nearly a year, so I know he's not over there cleaning her floors while nekkid.

km said...

I'm just glad you are talking about "Little Man" and not "Sweetie Pie" or that picture of his stick would have had a WHOLE new meaning...

Thanks, I'll be here all week.. :)

Haphazardkat said...

nevah get between a man and his stick.

Sandy said...

To quote the most recent Survivor, it's not the immunity idol, it's just an f-ing stick.

Joy T. said...

I can't believe you actually went to the trouble of taking a picture of that fine stick and then didn't bother posting it. Why I never. I'm telling Little Man his momma isn't showing off his stick!

squishytushy said...

Did the Doritos actually arrive in the solid triangles that God intended?

Julie said...

Abby likes to take pictures of things on the tv - it's riviting when I find my camera with 50 pictures of whatever Disney show was one when she snuck my camera.

I haven't heard of those Doritos but they sound crazy yummy.

Marmarbug said...

Okay so I had no idea sticks had sides. That being said I know one stick that ya'll do not have. Paul is and will remain with me.
I am sorry that ya'll have a crappy look a like.
But Catwoman since you are currently preggo and I am kind I shall let you have a current pic of him.

CPA Mom said...

At least it was an actual stick and not a certain body part. heh. my word verification is resqe (very close to risque!)

justmylife said...

So what...No pictures! It had to be a great stick, I mean your boy was willing to allow pictures. heh!

Nicki said...

Little kids like pictures of the weirdest things. Sometimes I let Little Bear take my camera for a while, and its crazy to se what she comes up with that was interesting enough to photograph! She takes some good pictures, but then there will be, like, twelve pictures of a speck of dirt on the kitchen floor!

Karen said...

At least is was just a photo of said stick, and not said stick *doing* things. My boys? Would have used said stick to make their own sticks a bit longer.

Rachel said...

You do know what "stick" he'll be taking pictures of in a few years, right?