Wednesday, May 14, 2008

From Sweet to Inappropriate in 2.8 seconds

Last night, I came home after the longest work day of my life and it was just Little Man and I since Sweetie Pie had his Tae Kwon Do class.

I was sitting on the toilet, weary and exhausted and every part of my body aching. Little Man walks into the bathroom and begins to lift my shirt. As I'm thinking "oh, how sweet, he wants to look at my belly and talk to the baby again", he says "I want to see the BOOBIES!!!!!" with this crazy grin on his face.

I'm sure the fact I laughed so hard that I practically fell off the toilet will completely discourage him in the future to do that to other women.

Love,

Catwoman.

17 comments:

the planet of janet said...

note to self: do not read catwoman at work while sipping honey lattes.

second note to self: find a new keyboard and make up a really good reason why i'm cackling in a crowded work environment.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

If you think that's all it will take to discourage him from SNEAKING A PEEK at future boobies, you are ONE NAIVE MOMMA!!!

Hallie

Jodie said...

LOL! Yeah, just spit diet dr pepper all over my computer screen. That's a great post.

Emma in Canada said...

Hopefully he doesn't do this to one of his teachers at daycare. I'm thinking they may not laugh.

Becca said...

ha!
This morning while putting on my sons shoes we had an impromptu lesson in "boys have penises, girls have vaginas" i had that talk planned for a nice quiet time, but hey he asked me where my wee wee was while i was doing up his shoes, and i answered...

Kellie said...

Sweetie Pie needs to stop saying that to you when Little Man is within a 5 mile radius ;)

PS: I now need to explain to Jimmy why my monitor is covered in Sprite.

Marmarbug said...

LMAO! Bean likes to aske me if I need help wiping when I am on the pot. I like your kids response better!

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

I guess you should be thankful he didn't grope them?? Lunch tomorrow?? Yay...neigh? I know the big news went down, so I imagine you are a bit shelled at work.

Jenn said...

Hilarious!

My son put his hands down my shirt the other day, grabbed onto my boobs and said "Moooo" like a cow. There hasn't been anything moo-like in there for almost a year!!

monster's momma said...

lol!

justmylife said...

LMAO!!! And again he teaches you, men start early! And my husband will thank you for finally getting the monitor cleaned....Well I had to clean the tea off of it, didn't I.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

If he's going to be groping boobies, we're going to have to call off the wedding between the kids. I can't be having my little girl being treated like a piece of meat with boobies.

Kathryn said...

Okay, I had to laugh outloud with that one. Too funny! What is it with boys and boobies? My boys are always wanting to talk about boobs. So weird!

Slick said...

He's been hangin' around Sweetie Pie too much lately?? :)

squishytushy said...

A girls' best friend is diamonds... A boys, duh... BOOBIES!!!!

That was way too funny!!!

Blue Momma said...

Punkin is liking boobies here lately, too.

Sadly, I think there is no way of discouraging them. Hopefully they will lose interest in their mothers' though.....

Rachel said...

That was hilarious!!! At least he does it to you and not to, say, random women at the grocery store.

Yet.