Friday, March 28, 2008

Getting My Ass Kicked

So, apparently? I? Can have my ass kicked by a one-inch long fetus.

The last two days have seen me dry heaving for extended periods of time, which I now consider to be as fun as a Brazillian wax, except for way worse (although without the feeling of humiliation of holding your butt cheeks apart while a woman with a magnifying glass tweezes individual hairs from parts of you that no one should ever see under glaring lights.)

So I have nothing to say today.

Little Man has a fever, so at least he's content laying on the couch with me while we watch bad daytime TV and then nap for extended periods of time, which is pretty cool because even though I feel like absolute poop, I am getting paid for sleeping and feeling sorry for myself.

Ya'll have a good weekend now, you hear?

Love,

Catwoman.

21 comments:

beautyishere said...

Aw, so sorry Catwoman. Hope you and Little man feel better soon! Sending you HUGS! :)

Kellie said...

How craptastic :( Hope you both feel better real soon!!

pam said...

I'm so sorry this wee one is kicking your ass. Have you tried chamomile tea? It got me thru two pregnancies. I lived on that and soda crackers it seemed.

Becca said...

My guess?? You have a little female in there. With Ava, I felt pretty craptastic for the first 14 weeks, with the twins, I was more than craptastic and I was absolutely worthless. I begged, pleaded and almost killed for Zofran, which my doctor was happy to oblige me on. Miracle drug and safe for baby at the same time.

Julie said...

hope you both feel better soon!

Lynsey said...

Hoe you two feel better quick!

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

If I were (and I'm not) even remotely considering a Brazillian (again, which I'm not), the thought of parting my booty clappers (which I won't) for someone with tweezers (no way) and a magnifying glass (no way IN HELL) would be enough to convince me otherwise.

I hope you're feeling better soon. My money is on girl, too, because I have much experience at said dry heaves. Yeah, they pretty much suck more than barfing all over your brand new Coach purse. Which I would have gladly done if I could have just thrown up.

I'm a Mom!..? said...

Hope you feel better soon!

That Chick Over There said...

Hope everyone feels better soon.

Joy T. said...

If I were a betting person? I'd say you were carrying a girl child in there. Guess we'll see but I bet I'm right. Oh the sickness I had with my girls! Hang in there, hopefully this will pass soon.

Sandy said...

so the other bright spot in all of this is that poor lil man is sick, too? and you don't have to watch him quite so closely? Poor babies (all of you).

~Denise~ said...

Hope you are all feeling better soon!

Blue Momma said...

Feel better! At least you are getting some good snuggle time in with your main man. That is always nice, even if you have to be sick to get it!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Any better today?

Hallie :)

Ms. Porter said...

I am so sorry for you that you are feeling crappy...so sorry!

Mamma Schmoo said...

awww...hope everyone is feeling better.

monster's momma said...

feel better soon!

squishytushy said...

Really? Your girl gets the tweezer out for between your crack? Mine doesn't... clearly I've gotta have a word with her!

Stefanie said...

ugh. 9 weeks is the worst. I agree with the Zofran except that for me it was so constipating that I wasn't sure what was worse; not pooping for a week or puking. It will just be a few weeks longer.

Kathryn said...

Ugh. That is horrible. I hope you are all feeling better now.

Rachel said...

I never knew that tweezing in areas unseen by even myself was part of a brazillian wax.

Hope you're feeling better.