Monday, November 26, 2007

Preparing For My Future Role as the Inappropriate Mother-In-Law

Little Man rushes into the living room clutching two bouncy balls.

"I have two balls! I have two balls!

- Yes you do, Sweetie, and I'm sure your future wife would be very pleased to hear it."

Love,

Catwoman.

17 comments:

That Chick Over There said...

Remind me sometime to tell you about the two blue balls and the red Kong in our living room.

Sandy said...

That's funny! Oh, I just checked over at splat designs and YOU are a winner! Congrats!

Julie said...

too funny!

what did you win???

Rachel said...

OMG! LMAO!! That is too funny and sounds exactly like something I would say!!

Haphazardkat said...

Its all fun and games until you hear the fateful words: "I told my teacher that you said my future wife is gonna be happy I have two balls!"

random_mommy said...

Oh LM, you crack my ass up!

Buddha points to his balls and says, "BAAALLLS." It is his crowning achievement.

Elle said...

HAHA reminds me of my faux pas this week-end. I put up the pre-lit garland and decorated it with blue and silver balls. I say outloud, "man I think I need more blue balls" and hubby laughs "I certainly don't!"

AndreAnna said...

Definitely, definitely better than one or three! ;)

And I'll be waiting in ten days!!

I went almost 5 weeks early with Charlotte, so I'm hoping to make it through June!

Blue Momma said...

Punkin ignores the balls and goes straight for the penis. He's such a man.

monster's momma said...

Katie loves balls. ;)

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, you naughty, naughty girlie!

And, I'm just honored to be the friend of the 3rd place contest winner :0

Sandcastle Momma said...

That it too funny! My youngest son came in the living room one night and told his dad that he was going to marry a beautiful woman one day. Then our son said But what if she has a winkie? The Island King told him that if he found a woman with a winkie to run away -as far and as fast as he could! LOL

Sandcastle Momma

Slick said...

Women don't do nuttin' with the balls anyway....

Rachel said...

I bet Sweetie Pie just loved that!

Nina Diane said...

giddy up.......that was a good one!!

Emma in Canada said...

That's too funny. Today Saoirse said "I like nipples on my lips." And I said "Some man's going to like that one day."

M said...

A: Tell me how i'm 7 entries behind.

B: I love little man