Tuesday, October 16, 2007

And It Starts Again

This morning, I woke up and all I could think about is how for the next two weeks, I have to put out every other day. When you wake up with that thought, it kind of sucks the whole fun out of the act, you know?

I guess this is where women and men are different. Because if you said to a woman "you have to eat chocolate every two days," she'd just reply "why can't I eat it every day, or twice a day?" and then she'd be really pissed, storm off and slam a door. Or maybe that's just me.

I guess to men, getting to do it every other day is like eating chocolate, where the only way it can be too much, is if it kills you.

But in 18 to 21 days, Aunt Flo could decide to come back. She's like a hurricane that I have to barricade out. And if putting out every other day does the job, then sign me up. And send me chocolate.

Love,

Catwoman.

15 comments:

AndreAnna said...

Remember back in the days when we used to want to have sex? Like EVERY day? I miss those days.

We start trying for baby number two after this month.. and as much as I love my husband, I am sorta dreading the feeling of rote sex just to get pregnant. I wish it weren't like that. I'm going to try and not think about trying to get pregnant, but I know it's easier said than done.

I got pregnant the first time on our honeymoon, drunk, debt-free, and having sex, all day for 10 days in Hawaii...how can I recreate those conditions with a toddler, a mountain of bills, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry for my rant - I am so with you though. And I really hope this is the month for you.

Now I need chocolate.

Grandmagoose said...

I wish you all the best!!

Haphazardkat said...

Every other day?? Really?? Doesnt the little spermies get exhausted?
...and chafing...chafing can't be good. :| Just sayin...

Kellie said...

I remember (somewhat) the days of getting busy every day (and sometimes two times each day). Now? Ugh. For the love of Target.

I'll send some baby vibes your way. And do a baby dance at night before I go to bed. It may help :)

Morgan Leigh said...

wait. you mean there are people that only have sex every other day? Someone PLEASE tell my husband.

It would feel great to tell him "I told you so"....


I'll send you a box of chocolates!

Julie said...

How is this for extra incentive - when you get that big positive test I'll send you a big box of chocolate!

Sandy said...

I wish you the best...

random_mommy said...

Ovulation tests rock for this very reason!
I have a good feeling about this month. Reproduction is looking good.

Emma in Canada said...

I have Canadian chocolate for you. I just have to get my lazy ass to the post office.

ohio blue eyes said...

oh but it will be worth it...just imagine with me for a moment if you will...

chasing after darling little man while he is screaming and in co-hoots with the devil, all while trying not to move to fast because the boobs are tender muffins and you might vomit on someone!

pregnancy & toddlers is GREAT! =)

here's to a horny month.

lube up.

Blue Momma said...

This will be the month. I just know it! I've still got another week of waiting.

But, sadly, I've grown used to the waiting. I'm betting you end your waiting this month!!

I'm a Mom!..? said...

Keeping our fingers crossed!!!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I'll buy you a care package with some candles, Barry White & KY jelly.

Loukia said...

Currently, I am eating chocolate every single day. We stocked up on Halloween chocolate. So of course that meant we had to open a few boxes. I'm totally addicated. It's so bad...

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

to you! Have chocolate after. :)

Rachel said...

Sending you good "doing it" vibes!!!! This is the month!