Friday, March 16, 2007

Why I Have People Lined Down the Street Asking to Be My Friend

A girlfriend of mine shows me her sonogram picture. She is 8 weeks along.

"Oh how cute!" I exclaim. "I can even see its butt crack!"


"Uhm, actually... That's its head."

Awkward pause.

"Oh," I say.

Another awkward pause and then to be a good friend, I add:

"I'm sorry your baby has a butthead."




Gerbil said...

Truly, I think you and I must have been separated at birth. BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!! Puh-RICEless

Kellie said...


M said...

Add me to the line up.

I think I love you.

susan said...

hahahaha...haha. love it!

random_mommy said...

eeeewww! a butthead baby! gross!

enidd said...

sadly, enidd can put her foot in her mouth just as easily.

Beccy said...

I could never work out what was what during those scans. I spent my time looking to see the genitals so I could guess the sex. Never found them!

That Chick Over There said...

I'm thinking I could marry you and you and I would be very, very happy together.

I'm just sayin'.

jempress said...

bwahahah. you, my friend, are hilarious. and, not only are people lined down the street asking to be your friend - you've got a second line of people wanting to marry you. you'd better tell sweetie pie he's got some competition.